A separated toe (I actually limped around for almost 3 full days until I stubbed it on a set of stairs and put it back into place. All blood flow and circulation came back within 24 hrs), the concussion and a gnarly haematoma on my thigh slowed me down a lot in the last few weeks and had me gimping around like an 80 yr old man...

one of my lil' piggies went to the market ...

(this was day 2... it got a bit more disgusting but ill avoid you vomming your lunch on your keyboard and not post it)